Quotes, Quotes, Quotes

So, I've been watching this new anime called Sgt. Frog that's about these alien frogs who try to take over the Pekapon race, aka. Earthlings.  It's a comedy meant to provide social commentary about everything.  It isn't politically correct.  It's hilarious.  In lieu of posting anything really intelligent or philosophical, I decided to input-vomit all over everyone.  Besides, finals week is coming up and laughing is good for de-stressing.

"I will not fail you, milady.  My mustache is too huge for failure."

"I know how addictive power can be.  My mustache attests to that"











Momoka, a Pecaponian:  She is completely in love with a teenage boy named Fuyuki.  Most of her quotes have to do with him.

"Matching Pins, he really does want to grow old together"

[While in a dreamlike trance]
Momoka: Here's my heart.  I put it in a sack so it won't leak.
Dream-Fuyuki: Yes! I love your heart, and I shall keep it in the fridge.










Fuyuki, a Pecaponian: cute little boy obsessed with the Paranormal.
Natsumi, a Pecaponian: Fuyuki's older sister who likes sports and beating up on alien frogs.

Kululu: Valkyrie one and Valkyrie two have penetrated the Sergent's orifice.
Fuyuki: You know, he could have said it another way.
Natsumi: Yea, but it sounds funnier this way.




Keroro: So is it normal to almost die while on spring break?
Fuyuki: Yeah, totally!  It happens on CSI all the time!












Keroro, an alien frog: Main character of the series.  His rank is a sergent and he heads up the team for the Pekopan invasion.  He's kind of an idiot, but endearing in many ways.

"A good sergeant has to have two things: blood lust and the ability to cook gourmet meals for his troops"

[After being told that he may be caught by the Men In Black and turned into frog leg soup] "I'm too awesome to be soup!"

[When locked inside a toy-store after it closed] "In the darkened toy store of the enemy, my extreme strength was no match for the burglary proof gate.  I looked everywhere for a way out.  On top of things, below things, around things, inside of things.  I was completely out of prepositions, so I decided to do the only sensible thing and wait for death"

[While watching an anime where a man saves his girlfriend] "Strange how the power of love for his girlfriend turns him into a flaming rainbow."

"My God, this is serious.  Get me a fruit roll-up!  I need to think!"











This to the right is Tamama.  He is an alien frog that serves under Sergent Keroro.  He's adorable and has a split personality, ranging from cute adorable cannon fodder to demon possessed.  Unfortunately for him, the frog team uses him to do all the grunt work...and as cannon fodder.

[They're at the beach for spring break and Keroro runs into the water without understanding that it's salt water; he dries out]
Tamama: Did you read my report?
Keroro: You know that I won't read them if you don't put funny quotes in them"
Tamama: Sorry Sir.  Next time I'll try to make salt water more fun.

RANDOM CHARACTERS!!!

In this one episode there are these helocopter guys that yell this:
"You have ten seconds to vacate the premises before we start shooting for fun!"

The Narrator is hilarious.  He breaks the fourth wall and questions everything that goes on.  It's very meta-fictionesque.
"The rain and humidifiers turned the room into a climate only inhabitable by mosquitos and floridians"
"The great lord of terror is a chick.  Does that make the Frenchy Astrologer [Nostradamus] a feminist or a misogynist.  Really, it's a thin line"


















Giroro, alien frog:  This frog is my favorite.  He has a serious case of blood-lust, bringing out his guns and bombs for even the slightest task.  He has no sympathy for wimps or idiots (especially Keroro, who is both).  This frog has a secret crush on Natsumi because she is a warrior maiden.  He continuously fantasizes about her stripping down a machine gun, putting it back together, and then destroying another alien race.  He also loves cooking curry, synchronized swimming, and taking care of puppys, kittens, and flowers.


[After a space alien came down to suck all the moisture out of Keroro's body] "All niororo [the space alien] does is drain our bodily fluids.  It's very anticlimactic...and gross"

"I'd be laughing my head off right now if I were capable of joy"

"When you're pushed, killing is as easy as breathing"

"You should know by now that I only laugh at pain, and it's about it get real funny"


And all of this only from the first 12 episodes.  Intense.  Anyways, I hope I brightened someone's day like this show brightened mine!